Goats

This is a list of things that get my goat.

Able-bodied people that park in handicap spaces (Lazy is not a handicap)

Proving you didn't steal anything when leaving a store

People who don't pick up their dog's doodoo they leave in my yard

Turning out in front of me on the highway when no one else is coming behind me

People who park diagonally across 2 spaces

Telemarketers phoning at supper time.

People standing next to public building entrances while smoking

People who park their grocery carts in the middle of the aisle

Drawers and cupboard doors left open

Talking in theaters while the movie is on

People that give their children weird names

Phone calls where nobody speaks

Cats turning my garden into their bathroom

Aggressive drivers that have to be in front only to be sitting at the next stop light as you arrive behind them

Doctors that overbook the same time slot

I'm all out of goats, for now!